people born today won’t know what it’s like to have the plague spread across your entire country and kill half the population

reblog if you’re a true 1340s kid

Television: In the criminal justice system--

Me: SEXUALLY-BASED OFFENSES ARE CONSIDERED ESPECIALLY HEINOUS. IN NEW YORK CITY, THE DEDICATED DETECTIVES WHO INVESTIGATE THESE VICIOUS FELONIES ARE MEMBERS OF AN ELITE SQUAD KNOWN AS THE SPECIAL VICTIMS UNIT. THESE ARE THEIR STORIES. DUN DUN

blameaspartame:

riding away from the haters on my dog chariot

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thebarbiefactory:

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neuewave:

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