surfandwrite:

full offense, but white feminists and liberal people who get “offended” at the use of the term “white people/ white feminism/ white supremacy” are literally the fucking worst and most annoying fake allies in existence.

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lsfield01:

Do I have to pay to get girls to flirt with me on here or what

back after like five years this is weird hi again

churchofsterek:

gallifreyslocked:

when i was in year 5, i did a speech on clumsiness for my school’s public speaking contest and to be clever, i tripped on my way to the stage dropping my note cards all over the place, but then i pulled the real ones out of my pocket saying ‘if you’re going to be clumsy, it pays to be prepared!’

everyone lost their shit and i got second place

If you got second place who got first… Did they talk about fire safety and burn the stage down or something

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digivolvin:

my little sister sleeps with a box of cheez-its next to her pillow and i always thought it was because she’s lazy and likes to have it for convenient snacking but last night she told me it’s because she likes seeing it first thing when she wakes up to remind her there’s good in the world

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